This shirt is for all the proud "Elder Millennials" out there who know exactly what it's like to be caught between the analog and digital worlds. With the bold text, "It's Elder Millennial, Not Geriatric. Call Us Geriatric and We'll Show You Where This Cane Should Go," this shirt is a hilarious declaration of your age and wisdom—without the AARP membership. Perfect for anyone who's tired of hearing the "you're getting old" jokes but isn't afraid to throw some sass right back. Whether you're navigating adulthood, embracing nostalgia, or simply laughing off the generational stereotypes, this tee is a fun way to represent your millennial status. A great gift for any millennial with a sense of humor, or anyone who's ever been called "old" by younger generations.
Product features - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for durability and smoothness - Classic fit with crew neckline for a clean, versatile style - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainable production - Variety of fabric blends including heather colors and sport grey - Features tear-away label for total wearing comfort
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
