"The First (Only) Rule of Marriage: Feed Her" T-Shirt
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Add some humor to your wardrobe with this hilarious "The First (Only) Rule of Marriage: Feed Her" T-shirt! A must-have for anyone who's learned that keeping your spouse happy can often be as simple as offering a snack. This witty shirt is perfect for married couples or anyone with a good sense of humor about the ups and downs of relationships. Whether you're enjoying date night, a casual day at home, or just need to remind your partner of the importance of food, this shirt will have everyone smiling. It’s the perfect gift for anniversaries, weddings, or just because—because sometimes, a snack says more than words!
Product features
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for durability and smoothness
- Classic fit with crew neckline for a clean, versatile style
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainable production
- Variety of fabric blends including heather colors and sport grey
- Features tear-away label for total wearing comfort
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |